Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree